My biggest disappointment of the night had to go to the lack of sexytimes between Sookie and Alcide. Just as they get to the bedroom, Sookie responds to Alcide’s eagerness by puking all over his shoes. If that weren’t bad enough for the burly werewolf, Bill and Eric have shown up to ruin the party.
Sookie teams up with Bill, Eric, and Alcide to find Russell’s currents whereabouts. The clock is ticking because Eric and Bill are scheduled to be terminated at dawn. With the help of the poor dude who witnessed him being dug up, they track him down in an asylum. At night? That sounds safe. All the bodies hanging from the ceiling looks friendly too. Before they can get close enough to stake Russell, a mysterious something or someone attacks Alcide in the hall. Cliffhanger? Ugh.
Tara begins to adjust to her new life as a vampire with the help of Pam’s closet and her new BFF Jessica. Their friendship is short lived when Tara is dangerously close to draining Hoyt, prompting Jessica to initiate a catfight to rival catfights at Fangtasia.
In Supernatural and unexplained new, Lafayette panics when the demon in him refuses to go away and begs Jesus’ spirit to help him. What he gets in return is..Jesus’ head. With his mouth sewed shut. What the heck?
Terry and his friends realize they were cursed by one of the dying people they killed in the war and are being stalked and hunted by..a fire demon? I liked Terry when he wasn’t supernatural and enjoyed chilling with his armadillo.
Sam goes to check on Luna and Emma after his friends were killed. As he leaves, he himself is gunned down by the same people. Luna runs out to see what’s going on and is also shot..and probably killed. It’s not looking too good for her. Little Emma transforms and runs away.
Who will make it to the next episode?
Watch the preview of Episode 6 of True Blood: Hopeless here.
Funniest Quotes of the Night:
Eric: New York City smells like pee and the people are rude.
Man, tonight’s new episode of True Blood was crazy. More of the supernatural and Russell and two characters lives are in jeopardy. Which ones will survive? And who is doing the damage?
Here is the promo preview video for season 3, episode 6 of True Blood: Hopeless.
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Read our recap of tonight’s episode, Let’s Boot and Rally here
Only four people knew where Russell Edgington was hidden. Who can’t be trusted? Will Eric suspect Pam? What will Alcide do after finding out what Sookie did to Debbie?
Here is the promo preview video for next week’s new episode of True Blood: We’ll Meet Again.
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If you’re like us, Michael McMillian’s return to True Blood has already been the best part of the new season so far. A gay vampire with an agenda who wants to pay 20 grand for Jason’s rock hard butt? What’s not to love? If you agree, you’re going to love these new spoilers that suggest Steve Newlin won’t be going anywhere anytime soon. There are so many other horrible characters they could kill off instead. Praise his light!
Check out these spoilers for next week’s new episode of True Blood: “Whatever I Am, You Made Me.”
The New Nan Flanagan: Reverend Newlin (Michael McMillian) isn’t just showing up in Bon Temps to make himself an unwanted party crasher, he’ll have a whole new role at the Authority. He’s the best person to take over the old face of the Vampire Authority now that he’s a vampire and a smooth-talking religious nut spokesperson.
Awwww yeahhhh
No Biting the Merchandise: As you will soon learn Lorena (Mariana Klaveno), Bill, Eric (Alexander Skarsgård) and Pam have a very long, sordid and interesting history. Bill and Lorena were out sowing their wild oats when he and Eric clashed before. This fun flashback also explains why Pam isn’t the biggest Bill Compton fan.
Sex Ed Teacher: If you watch Mad Men you might recognize Jason’s (Ryan Kwanten) former teacher as the first Mrs. Draper (Melinda Page Hamilton). We find out that this is the woman who sent Jason down a sordid sexual path. The gist of this big reveal is that Jason has so much baggage he’d need a whole cargo truck to go on vacation. Did we know that already?
We are loving these spoilers from Eonline.
We’re very excited for more of Pam and Eric flashbacks and of course, the news that Michael McMillian is sticking around. Did the Authority turn him?
Thanks to the ever amazing Tumblr for the flawless gifs.
Here I thought Jessica was the one rebelling. Hoyt is wearing guyliner. I’m not sure why but I’m enjoying it. Who will Tara meet first on her first night out as a vampire? Will Bill and Eric be released to find Russell Edgington? Will Sookie come clean to Alcide? Here is the preview promo video for next week’s new episode of True Blood: Whatever I Am, You Made Me.
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