Glee – 3×07 – I Kissed a Girl – Promo
Glee – 3×08 – Sectionals Song Spoilers
Glee’s New Directions will be facing off against The Troubletones at Sectionals and thanks to Tumblr, we have some leaked song spoilers. I am happy a certain favorite of ours is getting a solo but I’m not as happy that it’s not the one song on this list he deserves. Spoilers:
Via Tumblr:
Didn’t know if this was posted, if so disregard. I know the songs were posted.
ABC – Jenna lead, with Harry/Chris. Mike’s dad comes in during this scene to watch.
Control – Dianna opens it. Spoken part “and she sounds like sex” – source. Kevin leads the song with Darren.
Man in the Mirror – Cory, Mark, Chord, Darren. Seven minute mashup.
We all know Naya/Mercedes sing, but apparently there’s some pairing off and Naya/Heather dance together. Source said Brittana fans will love it.
Mercedes and Santana sing Survive/I Will Survive.
With the news that Rachel is suspended and won’t be competing in Sectionals, I can’t see how ND will win this one.
And I’m sorry but..Darren and CHORD singing Michael Jackson over KEVIN?! It’s a world gone mad. At least he’s finally getting a solo. Underrated voice is underrated :(.
Update: Listen to the full songs here
Glee – Mash-off – Season 3 Episode 6 – Recap
First things first. Puck is in love with Shelby. I am surprisingly not as creeped out by this as I probably should be. Maybe it’s because I know Mark isn’t 18 in real life. Maybe it’s because Puck is hilarious and adorable when he’s in love with someone and not doing it for money by the pool.
His newfound love for his teacher results in a Hot For Teacher mashup. It sets the tone for a night full of mashups. My favorite! Puck tells Shelby the truth about what Quinn has done and what she’s been up to. When Quinn shows up to her house again, Shelby lets her have it. It’s beautiful.
Will and Shelby want to focus the divided glee clubs on performing instead of bullying. They propose a mash-off competition while singing a You and I mash-up. I’d be more worried about the bullying going on in this school. It’s clearly still not under control. Santana is a raging bitch and bully and her targets this week are Finn and poor Rory. Finn challenges her to a game of dodgeball and everyone sings Hit Me With Your Best Shot/One Way Or Another. She probably thinks Finn is used to it but what did Rory do to deserve being hit so many times with a dodgeball that he starts to bleed? Just because he’s Irish? That’s ridiculous. Why is she never getting called out on how she’s acting? More on that later.
Rachel asks Shelby for a recommendation for NYADA and realizes she has a better chance than Kurt at getting in. During the presidential debate after Brittany is done being an idiot, Kurt talks about his platform and is the only serious contender. Rachel is next and withdraws, telling the entire class to vote for him. Yay! They’re friends again. Spin off <3. The New Directions give a salute to old guys who always stick together and perform I Can’t Go For That and You Make My Dreams Come True as their competition song. Finn is so great in this scene. Santana goes up to Finn in the hallway to apologize and just ends up insulting him more. It’s obvious she doesn’t regret a thing. Rory tries to defend him (I love their bromance!) but she just starts in on him as well. She gets so horrible that Finn snaps and tells her she’s just a coward lashing out at everyone else because she’s too afraid to come out of the closet. He wasn’t yelling it or anything but his reply to her was loud enough that someone else heard it. The info is leaked to Sue’s political campaign as a reason not to vote for Sue because she accepts Santana as a lesbian. Santana is crushed because her family doesn’t know yet. During their Adele mash-up (which is amazing by the way) Santana loses it and slaps the crap out of Finn. If I didn’t dislike Santana so much, that slap would be pretty amazing. What Finn did was wrong but Santana’s actions shouldn’t be excused. I recall her threatening to out Karofsky as well. That doesn’t mean she deserved to be outed but she needs to understand that she can’t bully people the way she does. It’s not “fierce” and it’s not funny the way her bullying is glamorized just because she’s Santana. Wasn’t she on an anti-bullying group last season? Sigh. Glee. Funniest Quotes of the Night:
Rory: You’re skinny like all the crops on your farm failed.
Puck: Reason number 1: You’re hot. Number 2? I’m hot.
Also, you guys should all check out our exclusive interview with Emily Vasquez from The Glee Project!
Glee – The First Time – 3×05 – Recap
This is the episode everyone is talking about. Two couples will do the deed. Kind of. What I gathered from this episode is that Brittany was possibly raped at summer camp and she thought it was an alien invasion(was that supposed to be funny?), pity sex is romantic, and Artie is the glee club pimp.
The school is busy with preparations for West Side Story and Artie isn’t happy with his lead stars. He thinks they lack passion and should go out and lose their virginities right away. Because that’s totally a legit reason to have sex for the first time. Do they have to get married to act married? Artie is also all over Coach Beiste’s love life and convinces her to let the hot new football coach in. Not like that. But when he finally does ask her out, we get one of the best scenes of the night from Dot.
It may be unpopular but the other best scene of the night is not at all Klaine related. I actually thought most of their scenes were ridiculous. Blaine dancing around Kurt’s room talking about masturbation and then visiting Dalton to absolutely murder a Billy Joel song was really an interesting watch. Who is this new guy singing lead for the Warblers? I can’t tell if it’s the autotune or what but dude is nasal. I kind of want to stick a fork in my ear. Sebastion is a newly introduced Warbler and he’s more of a predator. He wants Blaine and couldn’t care less that Kurt is in the picture.
He invites them both to the local gay bar and Kurt agrees so he can prove to his boyfriend that he can try new things. Blah blah blah. And then..a wild Karofsky appears! Yay! Although :(. Dave has transferred to a new school where he can be happier with himself. It’s not clear if he’s out at his new school because he says more than once he’s just trying to “get through” high school. It’s so sad. But hey, he’s a hot bear cub in the gay community and he’s fine with that. Blaine gets drunk and wants to do Kurt in the back of his car. Kurt rightfully turns him down and Blaine gets pissed at him for not being spontaneous. Is that really a reason to have sex?
Rachel is having a better time getting advice from her friends. She calls all the girls together to ask what they think she should do. Quinn and Santana tell her to wait because they didn’t have great first times. Tina says her first time with Mike was amazing because they were in love. Mike was her first love? Artina :(. Finn is devastated when the football coach doesn’t show interest in recruiting him and thinks his dreams are over. Chin up buddy. You’re about to get laid in front of a fire while music from West Side Story plays. Klaine is doing it in their own room. Everyone’s wearing clothes and you don’t see much which is probably what you’re all wondering. My only comment is that even in bed, Blaine doesn’t wear socks.
Just sayin: