by Josh Batchelder
Here are 10 of the craziest, funniest, and most gasp-worth moments from Scream Queens 2×10, “Drain the Swamp.”
1. Hester’s promise to Brock Holt.
“I will always be there for you. And I will always let you attack my crack. Even when I’ve had a really large meal and I’m unsure of what you might encounter up there.’
2. The engagement.
From the Chanels skipping down the hallway to Brock proposing, this scene in Scream Queens 2×10 is all-around perfection. It even ends with Cathy excited for the “pounding” that will commence in her final days of life.
3. Brock’s proclamation to Chanel.
“Maybe, just maybe, when Dean Munsch dies, I’ll rip that ring off her cold dead finger and give it to you.”
4. Dean Munsch’s reaction to Chanel No. 5 invading her private time with Dr. Holt.
“It’s OK, Chanel No. 5. Considering that this is the closest you will ever get to being married, I’m gonna make an exception.”
5. “OR ELSE.”
Hester: “You kill her during the surgery OR ELSE.”
Brock: “Or else what?”
Hester: “Oh, you heard me – or else.”
Brock: “I know, I know. Or else what?”
Hester: “…Or else.”
6. Chanel’s ridiculous plan to kill Dean Munsch.
“Once Munsch’s head is sawed open and her brain is exposed, I’m gonna throw this pumpkin spice latte into her open brain. … I don’t want her to die. I want her to be killed by me. That’s why I am gonna pretend to trip and pour this pipin’ hot PSL into her open brain. End of conversation. Deal with it. It’s happening.”
7. Smoke on the Water.
Speaking of Dean Munsch, her entire awake craniotomy is a total blast of insanity. From Munsch singing Smoke on the Water to Chanel tossing her PSL on Hoffel, this scene in Scream Queens 2×10 is straight-up zany.
The montage of Jamie Lee Curtis brushing her teeth with Scotch coupled with the revelation that she is just suffering from dehydration and won’t be dying anytime soon is simultaneously hilarious and ridiculous. The call to Swando in which he calls Munsch a “xenophobic piece of garbage” is just the icing on the cake.
9. Hoffel’s reveal of the bomb.
“This is a bigger bomb than Cloud Atlas!”
10. Another gem from Hoffel.
“Have fun in hell… Oh, by the way, I heard there are no dinosaurs.”
Since Scream Queens 2×10 was the season finale, there are a few extra epic moments this week:
11. Denise asking what she missed.
“How’s Hillary working out? I mean, the first female president and I missed the moment, dammit!”
12. Chanel No. 5 revealing the truth.
“I do have teeth in my vagina! I didn’t want to die a liar! They are very sharp and I don’t know how they got there.”
13. The ending!
The red devil returns! Just when it seems like everyone is getting a happy ending, the Red Devil pops up in Chanel’s backseat after leaving a KKT present for her. It seems like all signs are pointing to this Red Devil being Grace, which brings things full circle for the series.
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