It’s another week and another episode of MTV’s Catfish. This week, we’re heading to Pennsylvania to meet Jesse. Jesse is a real life Barbie doll. She’s skinny, blonde, and gorgeous. And totally in love with a Marine named Brian. Here we go again.
Catfish Jesse and Brian Recap:
Jesse is so in love with Brian that she’s ready to move to Alabama to be with him and get married. Brian is intriguing. His Facebook seems more legit than previous Catfishers. He’s got more pictures than the usual suspects too. Even more interesting, Jesse and Brian have a mutual friend named Fran. Fran was in the Marines with Brian and even lived with him at some point.
Allegedly. I am suspicious of you, Fran. And not just because your name is Fran.
Jesse wants answers now. She drove all the way to North Carolina to meet up with Brian, only to have him stand her up. He claims he got in trouble with the police at the time. Not a good sign.
The guys begin their search on what seems to be a legit identity. His real identity may be the problem
The guys discover his real name is Robert Brian Clark and he did time in Juvie. They find a mugshot that matches up to the date Jesse was meant to meet up with him. The charge?
Possession of a weapon of mass destruction.
Um. WHAT. Girl, it’s time to pull the plug. One of his eyes is even rolling at the situation. Warning bells galore.
Was he bringing a weapon to meet her??
The guys decide meeting Fran is the next step. Fran tells them Brian was his platoon sergeant and participated in rescue missions and stuff. He also reveals that Brian was married once before and has his own brain injuries and PTSD. Out of everything we have learned about Brian, Nev says him being married is the most surprising part. Not, ya know, the weapon of mass destruction or anything. The marriage.
The guys must already know ahead of time that Brian is safe because they quickly arrange for the two to meet. How is Jesse on her laptop right now? She’s sitting on a couch with Max. Isn’t he more captivating than anything you could be Googling?
The Meet Up
Jesse and Brian are about to meet.
She says she “can’t wait” and I had no problem thinking that she said she couldn’t read. Oops.
While a little bit skeavy, Brian appears to be who he says he is. “You like it?” Ew. What is he even referring to?
Brian explains his arrest occurred when he became disoriented at a gas station. He later discovered he was having a PTSD episode and someone called the cops on him. The cops discovered a broken down shot gun in his trunk and in the state he was in, that’s considered a weapon of mass destruction.
Jesse agrees to spend time with him.
Brian: Let’s look at the horses.
Jesse: Is that them?
….What did she think they were?
2 hours later, Jesse tells Brian “I Love You.” They have a very interesting future ahead of them.
First Catfish sexual encounter!
Jesse says she had to test drive the car before she bought it.
The group meets the family at a BBQ and things look to be going good.
Jesse hasn’t come to live with Brian yet and he’s surprised. Jesse was planning on surprising him but he got tired of waiting and the two fought.
Nev adds Brian to the video call and they make plans for the future. Jesse hangs up and drives to Alabama to be with Brian.
Jesse and Brian broke up two days later.
Watch the full episode here:
Catfish: The TV Show, Full Episodes
What was on her arm the whole episode?
I found her facebook and she posted a pic from 2010 about that tattoo on her back with a caption saying: throughout my addiction my guardian angel with with me…or something to the extent.
What does her tattoo on her back say
The rest of your life can be the best of your life…
Yeah I was wondering the same thing about her arm. With it being so obvious I thought that something would’ve been said about it on the show. Makes me wonder even more why they didn’t mention it!
She tweeted me back and said she had 3 surgeries!
Can anyone give me the address to Brian’s Facebook page?
I don’t know the address because I’m using the Facebook app but search Brian Clark he’s in Cullman, Alabama. Profile pic is 2 dogs
This chick is disgusting. Her buckteeth are sickening. She is one of those chicks that looks like she might have a hunch back as she gets older. Dude you can do way better than her. Good Luck Brother!
I agree. He could do so much better. I was wandering what was wrong with her arm too.
She had an addiction too?
Believe he was very genuine. However being born and raised military, PTSD is a something that cannot be taken lightly. Good luck to him. Thank him for his sacrifice and his service.
What the heck! Jesse was just plain strange.. She seemed to have a little dependency problem. Brian was a cutie and so sweet and sincere. He could do far better than her. She looked ike a crackhead. Good luck Brian – I tried to look him up on FB but couldn’t find him.
Where can I contact Brian.i am in england and was touched by his story.he deserved way better than that. I hope he has moved on and found the happiness he deserves
Just saw the rerun show and gotta say She seemed to be the 1 getting the better deal. Brian is just getting everything in order and wanted to include her in that. I think Brian definitely dodged a bullet by it not working out…. .
I send my regards to Jess I’m sorry that happened I know that’s a big deal I’ve known someone for 20 years I’ve never met on the Internet and I still talk to them at least twice a week God is good all the time remember that