Catfish: Antoinette and Albert Recap:
Antoinette and T-Lights met on Instagram when she was posting sexy selfies and he was appreciating them. Nev and Max head to Dallas to meet Antoinette at her place of work. It’s a bunch of sexy waitresses working at a place called “Red Neck Heaven.” Methinks the guys are in heaven right now. Nev is thrilled because this is where they film Big Tips Texas.
T-Lights looks like a huge toolbag. I think she can do better. But that’s just me. “It’s never a ukelele player. It’s always a rapper.” Words of wisdom from Max.
The guys start by searching the social media accounts of the rapper, Albert AKA T-Lights. All of the accounts seem to match up so they decide to move on to the phone number. A search reveals that it’s registered to his mother and from there, they find the Facebook accounts for Albert’s family.
They call a number and determine that Joseph’s, Albert’s brother, sounds exactly like Albert, a fact that Albert’s manager confirms. His manager also confirms that the phone number does not belong to Albert and he won’t reveal who it is.
He does reveal, however, that Joseph helps out with the social media and the fans. I know it’s horrible given that Joseph is married, but I’m kind of hoping that it’s him. Just for a more interesting twist that doesn’t end up being an overweight friend of some sort.
Nev, in a very Mr. Rogers sweater, is concerned about Antoinette’s image. “Why is there a video of you shaking your ass cheeks at the camera?” LOL. I can’t.
The Meet Up
Nev suggests that they just show up to a club gig for Albert’s band and just surprise them and see what happens. Are they really surprising people this season? What will happen between Antoinette and Albert?
After the show, Nev spots them in the parking lot and walks up to them to have a conversation while Antoinette and Max stay behind.
TWIST! Albert is who he says he is. Now I’m bored. Did he just want promotion for his band? This episode isn’t impressing me. I feel like I’m watching a bad reality show.
One Month Later and Antoinette and Albert are not dating. Antoinette has a new man.