It’s another week and another episode of MTV’s Catfish. This week, we explore the story of Dorion and Jeszica. I just..why is there a Z? Dorion has found himself in quite the pickle. He’s in a love triangle with two girls. He’s been in love with Jeszica, who he met online, for two and a half years. However, he’s in a relationship with his girlfriend Raffinee and has actually moved in with her. Dorion has been homeless twice and claims his girlfriend wants him to be happy and seek out the truth about Jeszica.
Max has the best face of judgment at this point. I’m not sure if it’s over the situation or the fact this guy has hot pink monogrammed shoes. He looks like he’s about to bubble over in his maroon pants. “If I were your girlfriend, I’d break up with you in two seconds.” And there it is.
So Jeszica is a model and refuses to video chat. The biggest red flag is already waving through the air.
The guys begin their search and discover that Jeszica is actually one of the most faked identities on MySpace. She has tons of profiles out there and several faked pictures. On top of that, this Jeszica has been talking to other guys about starting a family. She’s a real maneater.
The guys meet with Dorion’s girlfriend Raffinee who is not happy about the situation. Who would be? She’s desperately hoping that Jeszica is some fat, hairy guy and not who she says she is so that Dorion won’t leave her.
The Meet Up
We’re heading to Texas in the second half to find out “Jeszica’s” true identity. Place your bets.
Her name is Alexis. And for once, they don’t reveal an overweight Catfish cliche. Alexis is actually very pretty. Max is quick to point this out. Her Catfishing makes no sense. She seems genuine and tells Dorion her feelings are real. The conversations are starting to look very prepared to me and have lost their shock factor.
Nev is giving Dorion relationship advice and all I can focus on is his new face full of stubble. I am obviously a fan of all of Nev’s body hair.
During their second meet up, Alexis is not happy about Raffinee. I’m sorry, why are you allowed to tell another guy you want to start a family with him and be mad at this guy? They seem to come to a mutual decision not to pursue a relationship together.
Raffinee has given Dorion a second chance and the two are happily living together. Alexis has had minimal contact with Dorion and is now focusing on making real life friends.
- Max and Nev twirl and keep their bodies tight
- This phone call. Nev: Max. I need to know that when I call you, you’ll answer. Max: You don’t need to know shit. Just come over.
- Nev and Max visit a science museum and touch dino poop together.
Check back tomorrow for the full episode video.