10 Epic Moments in Scream Queens 2×07 – The Hand
This week, Scream Queens 2×07 mostly focused on the relationship between Chanel No. 3 and Cassidy, while diving deeper into the mystery of Brock’s serial killer hand. It’s worth noting that this was the first episode of the season to not feature Zayday or Chamberlain at all.
Here are 10 of the craziest, funniest, and most gasp-worthy moments from Scream Queens 2×07.
1. Chanel questioning Brock about his family.
“Do you have any siblings? Or did they all die of polio?”
2. What Chanel said after Brock tried to attack her during their date.
“I already have someone trying to murder me at work. It is the LAST thing I need when I’m sitting down for an elegant salty dinner and romantic bone sesh!”
3. This precious exchange between Cassidy and Chanel No. 3.
Cassidy: “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were prejudiced against dead people.”
Chanel No. 3: “Everyone is. I’m just willing to admit it.”
4. “White Crane Kung Fu.”
The Green Meanie attacks Brock… but his hand has other plans. I have to give it to John Stamos – I don’t know how he did this scene in Scream Queens 2×07 without cracking up. He really lays a beating on the Meanie, too.
5. Chanel No. 3’s vow after having a conversation about her relationship with a dead body.
“You have no idea how much this means to me. I’ll make sure no one defiles your corpse.”
6. Chanel No. 3 telling a patient her official title at the hospital.
“Number 3. My name is Doctor Number 3.”
7. Baltimore Bitch Slaps.
Slade Hornborn from the Northeast Journal of Medicine gets a lovely greeting from Dr. Holt, which just happens to be a bitch slap. To cover for himself, Holt says “Where I’m from, that’s how we greet people we really admire.” Dean Munsch is quick to jump in and say she’s from the same place – Baltimore – and lays a smackdown on Dr. Brock. If this scene in Scream Queens 2×07 doesn’t send you into a fit of laughter, then you have no sense of humor.
8. Chanel telling Slade to chill.
“Maybe it’d be easier if you shut your damn pie hole!”
9. 99 Red Balloons.
Was anyone else really grossed out by all those body parts being removed? At the same time, they promised us gross surgeries this season, so it was cool to see one in Scream Queens 2×07. The Chanels all singing 99 Red Balloons together to calm Dr. Brock enough so he could finish operating on the four-armed and four-legged woman was Scream Queens at its finest.
10. KILL CHANEL.
After Brock receives a hand transplant from the seemingly well-meaning Cassidy Cascade, the hand comes to life while he’s asleep and proceeds to write “KILL CHANEL” on a notepad. It seems Brock’s new hand isn’t so nice after all…
There are only three episodes left of Scream Queens season 2! Tune into FOX next Tuesday at 9/8c to see more Green Meanie action!